So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
before and after injecting 1 meth
its literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking christ step away from the computer
Rain makes the streets beautiful
Queen Clarisse of Genovia, the coolest grandma ever.
This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat
when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomach