I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal
this is an actual scene from the movie
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv
Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
"I love being horribly straightforward. I love sending reckless text messages (because how reckless can a form of digitized communication be?) and telling people I love them and telling people they are absolutely magical humans and I cannot believe they really exist. I love saying, “Kiss me harder,” and “You’re a good person,” and, “You brighten my day.” I live my life as straight-forward as possible.
Because one day, I might get hit by a bus.
Maybe it’s weird. Maybe it’s scary. Maybe it seems downright impossible to just be—to just let people know you want them, need them, feel like, in this very moment, you will die if you do not see them, hold them, touch them in some way whether its your feet on their thighs on the couch or your tongue in their mouth or your heart in their hands.
But there is nothing more beautiful than being desperate.
And there is nothing more risky than pretending not to care.
We are young and we are human and we are beautiful and we are not as in control as we think we are. We never know who needs us back. We never know the magic that can arise between ourselves and other humans.
We never know when the bus is coming."